RUSSELL: MY DILDO HELL ON STAGE
HIT WITH THE LADIES: Russell COMEDIAN Russell Howard has revealed he was once heckled – with a SEX TOY.
The funnyman said his one man stand-up caused such a stink among the audience that a woman threw a DILDO at his face.
And as a result the 36-year-old ended up with a PENIS shaped mark on his forehead. He said: “I have fun with hecklers. “A lady once threw a dildo at me and it hit me in the face.
“It left an unfortunate wangshaped mark on my forehead.”
But the BBC Two Mock the Week regular said the cock incident didn’t stop him replying with a witty quip. bother with the ladies.
He added: “I was definitely gobby at school.
“I loved making people laugh, especially girls.”
Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central will be aired on Comedy Central UK tonight at 10pm.