Are YOU living next door… TO A NAZI?
EXPERTS have revealed that there are at least 25 members of Hitler’s evil SS divisions LIVING in the UK.
Although they will all be in at least their 90s by now, the former elite Nazis could have been part of some of the most horrific war crimes ever seen in the history of mankind.
The divisions were the most evil of all the evil Nazis.
So how do you know if YOU are living next door to one?
Take our simple quiz to find out… a) He raises his arm sharply but his hand stays at 45 degrees and he never actually makes contact b) Tells you ‘I too agree with the Great Leader’s Five Year Plan’ c) Says: “Ah dies ist ein High Five” d) High fives back and shouts ‘We’re getting out’! a) ve have vays of making you tock! b) Share with us the means of production for making time c) I’ll have to send you back to Switzerland when we leave the EU d) You’ll never need winding up again when we leave the EU a) Cheer at the very beginning when the Swastikas kick the Union Jack out of France b) Explain in great and boring detail how war is a capitalist construct and the proletariat of the world should rise up against their capitalist masters c) Sigh and start crying. Then start screaming, ‘What have they done? It’s going to happen again. The fools!’ d) Tells you how ‘History always repeats itself. We’re best off out of it’ a) Invades your back garden with a Panzer tank and declares it his territory b) Tell you how all property is theft anyway so you can keep the land c) Threatens to take you to the European Court for breaching his human rights d) Demand a referendum You go for a round of golf together and his ball gets trapped in a bunker. What does he do? a) Shoot himself in the head b) Walk off in a huff banging on about how golf is a tool of the elite anyway c) Demand a recount of the amount of shots he’s taken d) Start quoting Churchill’s them on the beaches’ speech. ‘Fight