DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROB­LEM? email: agony@sun­ Mail: Agony, Sun­day Sport, Ma­cLaren House, Tal­bot Road, Old Traf­ford, Manch­ester M32 0FP

Midweek Sport - - CLASSIFIED -

THE other week­end, when the footie was on the telly, my mate in­vited me and a few pals round to his place to watch the game. We had a whip-round first to make sure we were well-stocked with ale. And he promised us that his busty mis­sus would keep us sup­plied with snacks. She’s fa­mous for her big boobs and soon the jokes were fly­ing about “get­ting ’em out for the lads”. She took it all in good hu­mour be­fore go­ing up­stairs and I thought she’d got fed up with the banter. How wrong I was!

Five min­utes later she walked back in the room wear­ing a black PVC French maid’s out­fit with a tiny skirt and a low-cut front – show­ing off her awe­some cleav­age.

As she bent down to pick up some empty beer cans, her hus­band lifted her skirt and pre­tended to shag her doggy-style.

“Come on then, big boy, give me a length!” she shouted as she bent right over so her tits fell out of the front of her dress!

Then her hubby pulled down her black satin panties and gave her bum­cheeks a hard slap.

She pre­tended to be an­noyed with him and came and plonked her­self on my lap.

I slipped my hand be­tween her legs and could feel her minge was al­ready moist.

At the same time, she felt my dick get­ting hard and press­ing into her bum and she squealed with de­light.

Next thing I knew, she had my cock out and got on her knees in front of me and be­gan

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