Man, 90, nicked for hiring hooker
A 90-year-old man was arrested after he called police to report that the HOOKER he hired had stolen from him.
Nicholas Salerno dialled the emergency services after the prostitute he paid to give him a blowjob stole a gold necklace from his apartment.
Officers told Salerno, that would face a criminal charge after admitting he’d paid the woman £70 for oral sex.
But he told them: “I don’t give a f**k, I’m 90 years old, for Christ’s sake!”
Salerno told the police he had waited a week to report the theft to give the woman a chance to return the jewellery on her own.
But officers later discovered she had sold the chain and it was recovered from a local pawn shop in Dennis Port, Massachusetts.