Mother of all birth­days

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MY best mate’s mum is a bit of a slap­per. She’s 38, blonde with big tits and a fat arse.

She works be­hind the bar at my lo­cal pub and for my 18th birth­day she promised to buy me a pint – and shag me!

I was look­ing for­ward to the free beer but as­sumed she was just teas­ing me about the sex.

But when the big night came she bought me a few ales and, true to her word, she took me out the back of the pub and humped me in the back of her parked car.

It was the best birth­day gift imag­in­able as she got her huge knock­ers out and wrapped her gob round my dick.

She stopped just short of me spunk­ing in her mouth and then peeled off her soak­ing wet knick­ers and spread her thighs wide for me – ex­pos­ing her gash.

She took the lead and grabbed my cock, push­ing it into her fanny and thrust­ing her hips into me as I pumped away at her.

She was soon beg­ging me to f**k her harder and faster and I grabbed hold of her 36Ds as I re­ally gave her what-for in the close con­fines of her mo­tor.

I soon shot my load and we col­lapsed in a sweaty heap be­fore she took my knob in her mouth and got me hard again within a cou­ple of min­utes.

This time she said I could shoot in her mouth!

I’ve seen her a few times since then and the sex gets bet­ter.

But I feel re­ally guilty when I see her son. Do you think I should stop shag­ging his mum?

JS, Sur­rey

Sam says…

YES – how would you feel if he was bon­ing YOUR mother?!

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