AGONY QUICKIES

Midweek Sport - - CLASSIFIED -

MY girl­friend will only shag me af­ter she has downed at least a whole bot­tle of Pros­ecco.

It’s cost­ing me a for­tune… please help!

AH, Bolton

Sam says…

TRY ween­ing her off it and onto a cheaper Cava.

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