WHAT A DICK!
Jap pole vaulter’s big penis ruins his Olympic dream
OLYMPIC pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s dreams of glory at the Rio Games were shattered when he knocked off the bar… with his PENIS!
Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5.3m in the qualifying round when disaster struck.
The Japanese athlete’s shin grazed the bar first, causing it to wobble.
His thigh just touched the bar as well, although it looked as though it would still stay in place.
But then his sticking-out cock delivered the final blow, knocking the bar to the ground in bizarrely heartbreaking fashion.
As he dropped down towards the pit below, Ogita’s face contorted with agony – both emotional and physical – as he realised what a dick he’d made of himself.
The 28-year-old later cleared the height – but finished the competition a long way out of the medal hunt in 21st place.