POOL BALLS UP BUM ‘WAS PUB BANTER’
COCKY PRANK: Coleman waved his willy at barmaid A MAN who stuck pool balls up his bum as a pub prank and then waved his exposed penis at a barmaid has avoided jail.
Drunken Simon Coleman, 32, took out his cock in a pub and “waved it” close to the woman, who told him to put it away.
He then dropped his trousers and tried to insert pool balls in his bottom as he perched on the side of a table.
Coleman told police the incidents in Bristol were just “boys’ banter” but he was charged and admitted exposure and sexual assault. sentence and the chance to stay out of trouble.
But Bristol Crown Court heard that just a couple of months later he assaulted his girlfriend, who he had met in rehab.
Though he re-offended, Coleman was given a chance with a further two-years suspended.