DILDO STOPS PLAY! NFL game halted

CRUTCHDOWN: Sex toy on pitch AN American Football game had to be halted when a DILDO was hurled onto the field.

The game, between the New England Patriots and Buffalo Bills, was paused at the weekend when a rowdy fan lobbed the plastic penis onto the pitch.

Footage of the comical missile landing on the pitch was uploaded to social media and shows the referee trying to get rid of the unexpected object without having to touch the love toy. Brady said: “Yes I did, I did see it. I thought it was funny the ref didn’t want to pick it up.

“He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it.

“That was very unusual. That was a first. Only in Buffalo. That was very unusual.”