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Cowardly hubby flees attack and leaves his wife to battle beast
A WIFE’S late night dip in a private pool nearly turned into a bloodbath after a CROCODILE dived in – and her shit-scared hubby RAN OFF!
CCTV footage shows the 6ft monster creep up on the unaware victims at night, between empty poolside sun loungers.
It then plunges into the water, snapping at the bikini-clad woman who desperately begins fighting it off.
But her fella jumps out of the pool – leaving the woman to fend off the killer reptile alone.
Luckily, she paddles back to the shallow end, by which time her partner has seen sense and returns to try and distract the beast.
She manages to clamber out and then gets to her feet, despite having suffered several bites in the terrifying attack in Zimbabwe, South Africa. GULP! hubby spots the scaly intruder and scarpers – without the missus… SNAPPY EXIT! She evacuates the water… EVENIN’! Croc swims towards woman… POOL DUDE: The croc enjoys a swim!