Randy land­lady offers me X-rated over­time!

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN AS­SO­CI­A­TION

Midweek Sport - - SPORT SEX FORUM -

MY mis­sus has a thing about her belly but­ton which she told me about on our wed­ding night more then 30 years ago.

She likes me to lick around it and wig­gle my lit­tle fin­ger in it while I’m tick­ling her clit or tongu­ing her out.

I’ve al­ways been happy to do this but re­cently I’ve found it dif­fi­cult to co-or­di­nate my belly and pussy com­bi­na­tion.

I thought she would be un­der­stand­ing but she seems to think that I’m los­ing in­ter­est in shag­ging her and sulks if I don’t ser­vice her ex­actly how I used to.

What should I do? SIT down and talk to her. If she knows how much you want to please her you should be able to find a com­pro­mise. THERE’S a woman who has started work at my of­fice who has all the blokes drool­ing to get in her knick­ers.

Af­ter her first week we all went to the pub and I man­aged to pull her ahead of the rest of the lads.

We ended up back at my place and she gave me a nosh and I licked her out.

I thought I was on to a good thing but the next time I saw her she said she had a boyfriend and that she doesn’t want to shag me. I’m gut­ted. Do you think I should put the graft in and keep try­ing or should I move on to an­other lady at the of­fice – there’s a pretty tasty blonde with mas­sive knock­ers in ac­counts who has been giv­ing me the eye? GO for the blonde – but make sure she’s sin­gle first. I’M a 20-year-old male stu­dent and work a cou­ple of nights a week in my lo­cal pub which has just been taken over by a cou­ple in their mid to late thir­ties.

The wife, a red­head with a great pair of tits, is run­ning the place while her hus­band works away most of the time.

Last week she asked me to help her fix a wardrobe door in her bed­room in the flat above the boozer.

I’m not ex­actly skilled at do­ing DIY jobs but thought I’d give it a whirl.

So I fol­lowed her up­stairs to the apart­ment, where she found some of her hubby’s tools and I got crack­ing.

Half­way through, I turned round and she was lay there on GW, North Wales GH, Broms­grove the bed – to­tally NAKED!

She’d qui­etly stripped off and was now grin­ning at me and beck­on­ing me over to her.

Well, I was soon rock-hard and went down on her shaven minge and licked her out be­fore f***ing her doggy-style.

Af­ter­wards she told me that she and her hus­band have an open re­la­tion­ship and I could join them for a three­some if I was up for it. She says she’ll even pay me over­time, too!

I’m wor­ried that if I de­cline her of­fer, they might sack me. What should I do?

BT, Pre­ston

Dani says…

KEEP your head down and stay the right side of the bar. Try and avoid the pair of them if you can. And maybe look for an­other job!

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