MY best pal caught me having it off with his mum last week.
She’s 42, with a great figure, and I’m 18.
My mate came home early from college when he saw me with my dick up her arse and my fingers in her fanny.
He went mental and we had a big fight.
The only trouble is that he owes me £500 after he bought my car.
I’ve asked for the money but he just tells me to f**k off. What should I do?
I THINK you’ve had your money’s worth, don’t you?