MY FELLA was away in France on business for three weeks so we had a bit of phone sex.
Now he’s back I want to carry on because it made me horny.
But my bloke says we don’t need phone sex if we’re having REAL sex.
WHY not enjoy both?!
MY best mate is not a great looker and has no luck with women.
I’m pretty confident and always manage to attract ladies when we go out for a drink.
But I’m sure all that would change if they knew he had a 10-incher!
I’ve never seen anything like it and he has to hold it with both hands when he goes for a piss in the bogs.
How can I get him to come out of his shell, and share that huge Johnson around? MC, Cornwall
SEND me his number!