Tosser gets USB stuck down cock!

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A MAN had to undergo emer­gency surgery af­ter he jammed a USB ca­ble down his knob.

The uniden­ti­fied bloke was rushed to hos­pi­tal when he got the com­puter ca­ble stuck down his shaft af­ter look­ing up ways to plea­sure him­self on the in­ter­net.

He’s thought to have been drunk when he tried the odd solo sex­ual act and re­alised his mis­take when he couldn’t re­move the 20cm long wire.

The man, from China’s Shaanxi Province, told doc­tors he felt ‘ashamed’ and ‘re­gret­ful’ af­ter medics worked for more than an hour to re­move it.

The sur­geon who per­formed the pro­ce­dure said: “He found a video on­line that taught him how to sex­u­ally stim­u­late him­self with a charg­ing ca­ble, so he in­serted one into his ure­thra.

“When the pa­tient ar­rived he was in an in­cred­i­ble amount of pain.”

The man is now re­cov­er­ing in hos­pi­tal but it is not known whether he’s suf­fered any last­ing dam­age to his John­son.

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