Tosser gets USB stuck down cock!
A MAN had to undergo emergency surgery after he jammed a USB cable down his knob.
The unidentified bloke was rushed to hospital when he got the computer cable stuck down his shaft after looking up ways to pleasure himself on the internet.
He’s thought to have been drunk when he tried the odd solo sexual act and realised his mistake when he couldn’t remove the 20cm long wire.
The man, from China’s Shaanxi Province, told doctors he felt ‘ashamed’ and ‘regretful’ after medics worked for more than an hour to remove it.
The surgeon who performed the procedure said: “He found a video online that taught him how to sexually stimulate himself with a charging cable, so he inserted one into his urethra.
“When the patient arrived he was in an incredible amount of pain.”
The man is now recovering in hospital but it is not known whether he’s suffered any lasting damage to his Johnson.