Big Bro Kim is 50 Shades Dirtier! STAR, 74, WANTS TO WRITE SEX BOOK


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“Ev­ery wrin­kle tells a dirty tale! I could write a book,” she said.

“But they wouldn’t pub­lish it. It would be too mucky, far too mucky!

“I’d have PHWOAR OF WORDS: Kim’s kinky prom­ise GOLDEN oldie Celebrity Big Brother house­mate Kim Wood­burn wants to pub­lish a SAUCY novel that would make

50 Shades Darker look like a kids’ book! She might be 74, but that hasn’t damp­ened the clean­ing queen’s fires as she ad­mit­ted she wants to pen her very own sex novel.

Kim, who shot to fame on How Clean Is Your House, has con­fessed she has plenty of sex experience to draw on. un­der a false name, be­cause it should be called The Temptress.

“It would start with, ‘Dig me deep, I’m a long bod­ied woman’. Oh yes!”

Kim, famed for her shock­ing an­tics on CBB, added: “Flip­ping heck, five foot ten blonde and not bad look­ing when I was younger, phwoar!” Mucky

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