Big Bro Kim is 50 Shades Dirtier! STAR, 74, WANTS TO WRITE SEX BOOK
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“Every wrinkle tells a dirty tale! I could write a book,” she said.
“But they wouldn’t publish it. It would be too mucky, far too mucky!
“I’d have PHWOAR OF WORDS: Kim’s kinky promise GOLDEN oldie Celebrity Big Brother housemate Kim Woodburn wants to publish a SAUCY novel that would make
50 Shades Darker look like a kids’ book! She might be 74, but that hasn’t dampened the cleaning queen’s fires as she admitted she wants to pen her very own sex novel.
Kim, who shot to fame on How Clean Is Your House, has confessed she has plenty of sex experience to draw on. under a false name, because it should be called The Temptress.
“It would start with, ‘Dig me deep, I’m a long bodied woman’. Oh yes!”
Kim, famed for her shocking antics on CBB, added: “Flipping heck, five foot ten blonde and not bad looking when I was younger, phwoar!” Mucky