Bianca is well shut of him!

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WELL, I’m back af­ter a re­lax­ing week away in Mar­bella with my sis­ter and the kids.

We had a lovely week and it was great to spend qual­ity time with Alyson, with­out hav­ing to worry about work or any­thing like that.

We ate great food, drank great wine and I even man­aged to fit in a cou­ple of yoga LAST LAUGH: Bianca I HATE to say I told you so but I said all along that I didn’t be­lieve Jamie O’Hara was ac­tu­ally in­ter­ested in hav­ing a re­la­tion­ship with Bianca Gas­coigne out­side of the house.

I felt re­ally bad for her af­ter see­ing her in tears on Loose Women, she seems like such a gen­uine girl and she thought Jamie had fallen for her as much as she had for him.

I reckon Jamie re­alised he wasn’t that pop­u­lar a house­mate on his own and thought a ro­mance would keep the view­ers in­ter­ested, and it worked.

But he’s al­ready back with his ex and flew straight out for a hol­i­day to Dubai with her.

Bianca had the last laugh this week though af­ter a model re­vealed she had been hired to be snapped with her ex, CJ Meeks, get­ting into a cab to­gether.

What an id­iot! How low do you have to stoop to ac­tu­ally pay some­one just to try and make your ex jeal­ous?!

Bianca’s bet­ter off with­out the both of them if you ask me. KATIE Price doesn’t half rate her­self! Her lat­est rev­e­la­tion is that she wants to work with a ‘top pro­ducer’ and make a film about her life.

Why on earth would any­one want to go to the cin­ema to watch a film we all know the plot to?! She has played out her life in the press and on so­cial me­dia, so it’s not like there’d be much we didn’t al­ready know.

If you ask me, she should fo­cus on her fam­ily, her hus­band and the ca­reer she has suc­cess­fully carved out for her­self rather than chas­ing silly pipedreams! work­outs and med­i­ta­tion ses­sions at a lo­cal stu­dio, so I’ve come home feel­ing amaz­ing! It’s just typ­i­cal though that ev­ery time I go there the weather im­proves here and takes a turn for the worse in Spain.

We had a cou­ple of bad days with stormy weather but when the sun did make an ap­pear­ance it was lovely and warm – and it was still a lot nicer than here! DON’T worry guys, I’ll be back on Stu­dio 66 TV this Fri­day! I can’t wait to get back and chat to all you horny blokes on the phone, it feels like ages since I was last on.

But I can re­veal that the rea­son I took so much time off wasn’t just my hol­i­day, I’ve also had my nip­ples tat­tooed!

It re­ally hurt while I was hav­ing it done, but it was well worth it. And to be hon­est the pain was that un­com­fort­able sort of pain that ac­tu­ally starts to feel nice – a bit like anal sex, ha ha!

So if you want to have a butch­ers at my brand new nips, make sure you tune into Sky Chan­nel 912 from 10pm on Fri­day, and from mid­night on Free­view chan­nel 185.

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