Midweek Sport

AGONY QUICKIES

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MY dick always reacts to the prevailing weather.

If it’s a cold day, my manhood shrivels.

But if the temperatur­e rises, then my tool rises like the sun.

This has made my shagging schedule rather erratic – given the typical British weather. Any ideas?

BB, South Yorks

Bexi says…

MOVE to sunny Spain and shag some senoritas.

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