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I was stunned by wife’s porn vid with two pals

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I LOVE women with big breasts but recently, most of the women I’ve pulled have left half their breasts on the floor when they’ve stripped.

There should be a law against this kind of “false advertisin­g”. What’s the point of leading blokes on with their curvaceous knockers only to let them down with a bump when they reveal they have hardly any bumps and just a well-padded bra?

Now, being a decent sort of chap, I’ve never kicked them into touch because of this shortfall. In fact, I usually find I shag them twice as hard to work off my frustratio­ns. I’ve also come up with a scheme that pays dividends. I get them to put on their padded bras in the morning and I like the sensation of feeling it while I take them from behind.

I hope you don’t feel the need to stuff your bras with extra filling to pull blokes! I’M an 18-year-old virgin and my boyfriend has said he’ll chuck me if we don’t have full sex soon. I know it sounds old-fashioned but I’d like to stay a virgin until I’m married.

We’ve been seeing each other for almost six months and I’ll do anything in bed for him – except go all the way.

You’d think it would be enough that I give him a blowjob whenever he fancies one. And I’ve even had a threeway masturbati­on thing with him and one of my bisexual girl pals.

We went back to his place after a night out and me and my pal started doing some suggestive dancing.

My boyfriend sat in the chair watching all this as my friend started fondling my 34D boobs before she unzipped my pants and slid them down and over the cheeks of my bum.

She pulled aside my G-string and thrust her fingers in and out while she massaged my clit. Then we swapped while my fella brought himself off. But now he still wants me to let him shag me.

What shall I do? KC, Co Durham

Lexi says…

YOU’RE working him into a right old frenzy but if he’s not prepared to wait until you’re ready, dump him. I’M a 29-year-old labourer and I have been married for six years.

Our sex life has always been pretty good and I have to say she’s always up for it – usually a lot more than I am, to be honest.

It had never even crossed my mind that she could be unfaithful but the other week, rummaging around the back of the wardrobe while she was at work, I found a DVD of her and two blokes in a porno sex romp.

I was shocked when I saw my wife naked sucking on a cock while being boned from behind.

There was no mistaking the hungry way she fellated the guy with the massive tool – she’d done it to me enough times. I had to wait a few minutes to see who she was with. But when they all changed positions I got a good look at their faces – it was two of my pals!

They knobbed her in loads of positions, including doggy-style and her on top while sucking the other bloke off. I was at the same time outraged and also turned-on and I ended up giving myself a rub and tug as I watched.

When I tackled her about it she said that my pals had paid her £1,000, but when I asked them they said it was her idea. What should I do?

VF, Manchester

Lexi says…

EK, Notts MAKE your own sex vid

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