Friends with ben­e­fits

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MY col­lege mates say I’m a sex ad­dict be­cause I can’t stop ask­ing girls for nookie – I can’t be just friends with girls any more be­cause I end up shagging them.

I don’t seem able to stop my­self when I see any­thing in a skirt – I have to chat them up and one thing al­ways leads to an­other.

It all started when I lost my vir­gin­ity to a girl at a pal’s 17th birth­day party.

I’d known her for a while and af­ter we’d shared a few drinks, we started snog­ging.

As we kissed, I slid an ex­ploratory hand un­der her jumper and found, to my de­light, she had big tits.

I shagged her for what seemed like ages (though it was prob­a­bly only five min­utes) but there was no scream­ing or­gasm.

She later told me that I made her night by lick­ing her to ec­stasy.

I’ve been hooked on sex ever since and my mates give me stick about it all the time.

TG, Corn­wall

Ash­leigh says…

NO. You’re a nor­mal young man.

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