Half-time sex got me a full-time ban


I’M writ­ing to you as I’m in a right state hav­ing just lost an ap­peal with my lo­cal foot­ball club.

I love the club and have been go­ing there since I was a kid, but thanks to a silly mis­take back in March I’ve been banned from the ground for good.

I was at a match that day and my team were play­ing such tripe my eyes started to wan­der.

I no­ticed a blonde a few rows away giv­ing me the eye and when the whis­tle blew I went up to her as she queued for her half-time drink.

We talked about our team be­ing crap and she blurted out that she’d fan­cied me for ages.

Then she led me to a cu­bi­cle in the ladies where I lifted her shirt and started lick­ing her hard nips.

She un­zipped my jeans, put my stiff­en­ing cock in her mouth and sucked me till I blew.

Some­one must have heard be­cause when we came out for the sec­ond half, a stew­ard chucked me out.

I was banned for “lewd be­hav­iour” and with just a month to go be­fore the new sea­son I’m stuffed. Help!

Ava says…

UN­LUCKY – but at least you won’t have to watch your go down!

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