CLEAVE IT OUT!
CHOP OFF THE OLD BLOCK: Chea Sokkot with blade still in his head A MAN was left with a MEAT CLEAVER embedded in his skull after the deadly weapon was thrown out of a window during a fight between a couple living next door. GORGEOUS Lauren Louise can’t resist a man in uniform.
The 23-year-old, from Derby, told us that her fanny tingles whenever she sees a fit copper or fireman dressed head-to-toe in his outfit.
Lauren said her fantasy would be to bed a firefighter and perform a kinky strip-tease for him wearing his own gear before getting down to business.
The 34D scorcher said: “I just get massively turned on by the thought of a strapping fireman in his uniform.
“I reckon I could easily handle his big hose. I’d love to do it in a fire station. Maybe strip off and put the uniform on myself, with the braces just in the right place to cover my nipples – but not much else!
“It’s the hero thing with a fireman, too...they’re just so brave and able to rescue a damsel in distress.
“Policemen are hot, too. I guess it’s a power thing.
“The guy doesn’t have to be an actual fireman or policeman...we can pretend!”