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CHOP OFF THE OLD BLOCK: Chea Sokkot with blade still in his head A MAN was left with a MEAT CLEAVER em­bed­ded in his skull af­ter the deadly weapon was thrown out of a win­dow dur­ing a fight be­tween a cou­ple liv­ing next door. GOR­GEOUS Lau­ren Louise can’t re­sist a man in uni­form.

The 23-year-old, from Derby, told us that her fanny tin­gles when­ever she sees a fit cop­per or fire­man dressed head-to-toe in his out­fit.

Lau­ren said her fan­tasy would be to bed a fire­fighter and per­form a kinky strip-tease for him wear­ing his own gear be­fore get­ting down to busi­ness.

The 34D scorcher said: “I just get mas­sively turned on by the thought of a strap­ping fire­man in his uni­form.

“I reckon I could eas­ily han­dle his big hose. I’d love to do it in a fire sta­tion. Maybe strip off and put the uni­form on my­self, with the braces just in the right place to cover my nip­ples – but not much else!

“It’s the hero thing with a fire­man, too...they’re just so brave and able to res­cue a damsel in dis­tress.

“Po­lice­men are hot, too. I guess it’s a power thing.

“The guy doesn’t have to be an ac­tual fire­man or po­lice­man...we can pre­tend!”

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