Dopey dealer asks cops to find his stolen coke
A DRUG dealer grassed himself up after he called cops to report that his stash of COKE had been stolen.
David Blackmon dialled 911 after he noticed a bag containing ¼oz of cocaine as well as £40 in cash had been swiped from his car.
The 32-year-old identified himself as a drug dealer and told the responding officer that someone had broken into his motor while it was parked and stolen the gear.
On inspecting the vehicle, the copper found a bag of cocaine inside but was unable to locate the dosh.
They also found a crack pipe in the driver’s footwell and a rock of crack cocaine on the dashboard.
Blackmon, from Okaloosa, Florida, then refused to follow orders as the officer tried to restrain him.
He was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence and possession of drug paraphernalia.