My bags of cash only at­tract fat lass gash

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I WENT to a neigh­bour’s BBQ last week and got chat­ting to his wife.

Over a few glasses of wine she said she fan­cied a shag and in­vited me up­stairs where she stripped down to her black thong and bra and soon had my cock in her gob.

Just as I was about to come I pulled out and sprayed all over her face – and to my de­light, she ab­so­lutely loved it.

I was soon hard again, so I gave her one her doggy-style, which had her bucking around with plea­sure.

As we got dressed, I heard moan­ing from an­other bed­room and I couldn’t be­lieve it when I saw my girl­friend get­ting boned by my neigh­bour AND his mate.

It turns out they or­gan­ise reg­u­lar swingers’ par­ties and have in­vited us to an­other one soon.

Should we ac­cept? WHY not? It sounds like you both had a great time at their last shindig! I SHAGGED my girl­friend and her best mate at the same time the other week.

I had al­ways fan­ta­sised about hav­ing a filthy threesome – not nec­es­sar­ily with my bird ei­ther. It could be with two com­plete strangers if the truth be known.

And I never thought my girl would be open to the idea of shar­ing our bed with an­other woman.

But we were all a bit merry af­ter go­ing to the lo­cal pub and one thing led to an­other when we all got back to my house and we all tum­bled into bed to­gether.

They both sucked my cock be­fore I took them from be­hind and I had them in ev­ery hole and left them cov­ered in my man-milk.

When I was ex­hausted and couldn’t man­age any more f**king, they even set about lick­ing each other out.

It was an amaz­ing night and I want to shag them both again but my bird says it was a just one-off. How can I per­suade her and her mate to do it again?

PH, north Lon­don THERE’S no two ways about it, you’re just go­ing to have to get her tipsy again. THE only girls I seem to at­tract are fat lasses.

I’ve shagged loads, even though it’s of­ten a prob­lem get­ting my mod­est six-incher.

I have just come out of my ap­pren­tice­ship as a pipe-fit­ter so I have had a handy pay rise.

But even with ex­tra cash in my pocket I can’t seem to at­tract girls with slim­mer fig­ures.

Mind you, I can’t com­plain – I’ve found the fat girls will do just about ANY­THING for a shag.

As a re­sult, I have had more oral sex than a fella could wish for. And plenty of anal, too.

In fact, I had one re­cently who would not have sex any other way. But how do I get with a slim­mer babe?

TC, Le­ics

Dani says…

THINK your­self lucky you’re get­ting oral and anal! DP, Kent

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