COPS NAB TOSSER
TELLY viewers were treated to one of the breast shows ever when a BBC interview at the annual Sidmouth Folk Festival in Devon was cheekily photobombed by a passer-by unexpectedly baring her boobs as she walked in the background.
None of the production team spotted the saucy blonde flasher and the item was broadcast all across the West Country on its local news programme. A MAN who legged it from a restaurant after being caught MASTURBATING in the ladies’ toilets was arrested by police – who found him “covered in lubricant” mid-wank in a nearby massage parlour.
Officers were called to a city centre diner on Friday night after reports of a man standing in the middle of a restroom with his trousers down.
By the time cops arrived the suspect had left, but they managed to trace him to a massage parlour – where staff had no idea he was in the building.
He had managed to sneak into a room unnoticed, and when officers opened the door they say they discovered him again performing a sex act “covered in lubricant”.
Sgt Jon Kenna, from Greater Manchester Police’s City Centre team, said the man remained in custody for questioning.
He said: “We took a call from the manager of a restaurant on Portland Street at around 11pm saying that there was a male stood in the middle of the female toilets, his trousers down, masturbating.
“When the manager initially asked him to leave he refused, which is why police were called.
“By the time officers arrived, the male had made off to a nearby massage parlour but staff had no idea he was in there.
He had let himself into a room and was discovered by officers