Time to put Big Bruv out of its misery
IT’S sad to say but I think
has died a million deaths now.
All the housemates that go in now know exactly how to play the game, the public don’t want washed-up reality stars, they want crazy people.
When Celebrity Big Brother was good it was really good, but the show is made by nutters and this year there isn’t one.
Last year, we had Kim Woodburn to spice things up – she was the crazy eccentric one who made the show. This year we’ve got Jemma Lucy, who’s so brain-dead she’s tattooed her whole body – including her entire neck.
Love Island’s takeover is complete, that’s the show everyone wants to see, but I doubt even they’ll be able to recreate this year’s success.
It’s the people that make these shows, the personalities that have us all addicted.
Whoever’s picked the people for this year’s Celebrity Big WHAT a birthday I had on Monday! I turned 39 and was well and truly spoiled by all of my fans who’d bought me almost everything off my Amazon wishlist.
One fan bought me an Apple watch, which was amazing, I also got cashmere socks and tons of boxes of Charbonnel et Walker chocolates.
My house is now like a florist with all the bouquets of flowers and they’re still arriving today – I’ve got 10 lots in vases around the house.
I did so well so thank you to each and every one of you who bought me a present or sent me a card, I really appreciate it.
I’m determined to make this year Brother has done a terrible job – the highlight of the show was Trisha Paytas picking pizza over immunity. It’s just dead now. This year’s lot can all bore off.
Thank God Game of Thrones is back to give us all a break from shit reality shows.
I’m hooked. This series has possibly been the best one yet and I’m gutted it’ll be ending soon.
My favourite character is Ayra, I reckon she’ll be the one sitting on the Iron Throne once it’s all done and dusted. my best yet, it’s the last one in my thirties and I want to make it one to remember.
I’m gonna get super fit and finally kick my smoking habit once and for all, I promise.
I celebrated in true Linsey style and had all the girls round for a BBQ.
The champagne came out as well, and we ended the night in the Jacuzzi.
I’ve decided I’m doing a Kim Kardashian too and instead of having a birthday, I’m having a birthweek – HAHA!
I’m going out with some more friends at weekend too, to sign off my birthweek with a bang! FOOTBALL is well and truly back and I’m hoping it might give all you blokes a boost!
You’ve not been as horny on webcam since the season ended and now it’s back, I’m expecting you to be ringing in all guns blazing.
My top tip for a bet this year is that we’ll see Gareth Bale in a Manchester United shirt.
Whether it’s this season or next, he’ll be playing at Old Trafford before his career ends – I’m putting a bet on it!