Time to put Big Bruv out of its mis­ery

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IT’S sad to say but I think

has died a mil­lion deaths now.

All the house­mates that go in now know ex­actly how to play the game, the public don’t want washed-up re­al­ity stars, they want crazy peo­ple.

When Celebrity Big Brother was good it was re­ally good, but the show is made by nut­ters and this year there isn’t one.

Last year, we had Kim Wood­burn to spice things up – she was the crazy ec­cen­tric one who made the show. This year we’ve got Jemma Lucy, who’s so brain-dead she’s tat­tooed her whole body – in­clud­ing her en­tire neck.

Love Is­land’s takeover is com­plete, that’s the show ev­ery­one wants to see, but I doubt even they’ll be able to recre­ate this year’s suc­cess.

It’s the peo­ple that make these shows, the per­son­al­i­ties that have us all ad­dicted.

Who­ever’s picked the peo­ple for this year’s Celebrity Big WHAT a birth­day I had on Mon­day! I turned 39 and was well and truly spoiled by all of my fans who’d bought me al­most ev­ery­thing off my Ama­zon wish­list.

One fan bought me an Ap­ple watch, which was amaz­ing, I also got cashmere socks and tons of boxes of Char­bon­nel et Walker choco­lates.

My house is now like a florist with all the bou­quets of flow­ers and they’re still ar­riv­ing to­day – I’ve got 10 lots in vases around the house.

I did so well so thank you to each and ev­ery one of you who bought me a present or sent me a card, I re­ally ap­pre­ci­ate it.

I’m de­ter­mined to make this year Brother has done a ter­ri­ble job – the high­light of the show was Tr­isha Pay­tas pick­ing pizza over im­mu­nity. It’s just dead now. This year’s lot can all bore off.

Thank God Game of Thrones is back to give us all a break from shit re­al­ity shows.

I’m hooked. This se­ries has pos­si­bly been the best one yet and I’m gut­ted it’ll be end­ing soon.

My favourite char­ac­ter is Ayra, I reckon she’ll be the one sit­ting on the Iron Throne once it’s all done and dusted. my best yet, it’s the last one in my thir­ties and I want to make it one to re­mem­ber.

I’m gonna get su­per fit and fi­nally kick my smok­ing habit once and for all, I prom­ise.

I cel­e­brated in true Lin­sey style and had all the girls round for a BBQ.

The cham­pagne came out as well, and we ended the night in the Jacuzzi.

I’ve de­cided I’m do­ing a Kim Kar­dashian too and in­stead of hav­ing a birth­day, I’m hav­ing a birth­week – HAHA!

I’m go­ing out with some more friends at week­end too, to sign off my birth­week with a bang! FOOT­BALL is well and truly back and I’m hop­ing it might give all you blokes a boost!

You’ve not been as horny on we­b­cam since the sea­son ended and now it’s back, I’m ex­pect­ing you to be ring­ing in all guns blaz­ing.

My top tip for a bet this year is that we’ll see Gareth Bale in a Manch­ester United shirt.

Whether it’s this sea­son or next, he’ll be play­ing at Old Traf­ford be­fore his ca­reer ends – I’m putting a bet on it!

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