I’ve made huge cock-up over neighbour’s dick
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I’VE just made a horrible mistake and dropped a huge clanger with my fella. While we were making love the other night I called out our new neighbour’s name instead of his in the heat of passion. It had all started a couple of weeks ago when the wife of the guy in question invited us for getting-to-know-you drinks a few days after they had moved in. They were very friendly and pretty free with the wine and I’m afraid I had a few glasses to many. I got tipsy and I stumbled into the toilet when my neighbour was having a pee, and I couldn’t help catching sight of his cock – and I have to say it was very impressive. Far from being embarrassed at my staring at his meaty penis, he carried on with a grin on his face. A couple of nights later I was lying in bed with my slumbering fella when I heard the couple next door having sex. I was so turned-on that I closed my eyes and caressed my clit, recalling what I’d seen just a few days before.
A few days later I saw my neighbour’s wife go out. On the pretext of running out of milk I knocked on their back door. The husband opened it, stripped to his shorts.
He smiled and moved towards me, guessing why I was really there. I don’t know what came over me but I sank to my knees and peeled down his boxers, revealing his huge cock in all its glory.
He picked me up and carried me to their bed. He eased me out of my clothes and then lay the opposite way to me so I could carry on giving him lip service while he lapped at my pussy lips and swollen clit with his hot tongue.
After 10 minutes of teasing foreplay I was desperate for him to f**k me. I turned him over and straddled him, lowering myself slowly until it was all inside me, and rode him till I came.
We ended up doing it in all the positions we knew and I lost count of the number of orgasms I had.
Now I can’t get him out of my mind. And so, as I said, when I had sex with my fella the other night I called out the other guy’s name as I came.
Now my boyfriend is demanding an explanation.
What can I do?
MM, Herts IF you want your relationship to survive you must forget your neighbour. Put it down to a one-off...er, cock-up.