Will creamy oral make me tubby?

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Dear Lexi,

I’D never en­joyed giv­ing blowjobs but now I can’t get enough of them.

And it’s all thanks to whipped cream! It be­gan a cou­ple of weeks ago when I went out with my new fella to a restau­rant.

We’d had a lovely meal and shared a bot­tle of wine which had made me quite tipsy.

It was a retro place and I chose a ba­nana split for pud and started to eat it as provoca­tively as I could.

I could see my part­ner was get­ting turned on. I de­cided to get him re­ally horny by say­ing that I’d eat any­thing cov­ered in cream.

He knew ex­actly what I was get­ting at and the next time he called round, he pro­duced a can of the squirty stuff.

I asked him to show me what he had on the menu and he dropped his pants.

His todger steadily rose to a full, hard erec­tion and I started to ap­ply the cream to his “ba­nana”.

I slipped out of my dress and dropped to my knees.

I squirted the cream down his length be­fore ap­ply­ing my lips to it.

The cream was de­li­cious when min­gled with his manly scent and I sucked and licked his cock and balls for ages.

Then I pre­sented my fanny to his face and a shot of some­thing cool in my slit. This was fol­lowed by a rapid slurp­ing noise as my fella lapped up all the cream – it was the best oral I’d ever had.

We both had a great time and when we were both sat­is­fied there wasn’t an ounce of cream left.

A few nights later, I bought a tub of ice cream, which I ap­plied to his gen­i­tals and licked off.

Then I en­joyed the chill of ice cream on my minge as he re­turned the favour.

But I’m wor­ried I might get fat if I keep this up What do you think?

RC, Mid­dle­sex

Lexi says…

I’D just weight and see!

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