(Why can’t ours be this hot?)
THE UK was gripped by over the summer – but imagine how many more would’ve tuned in if it was anything like this?
Viewers were glued to the raunchy antics of winners Kem Cetinay and Amber Davies, but their rampant shagging was tame compared to the German version.
ITV2’s show was regularly investigated by Ofcom due to various complaints of too much sex, but the watchdog would have been swamped if the Krauts’ effort was screened.
On the German show, the islanders spend their days in the nude, and tasks they’re given can turn extremely naughty when they’re sent off on a date with another naked hotty.
With the girls’ ample assets hanging out, it’s no surprise when the good-looking couples openly grope each other on the desert island.
Based on Love Island, this show is filmed on Tikehau, in the French Polynesia, and ITV2 could do a lot worse than follow the Huns’ lead.