STINK BOMB!

‘Ter­ror­ists’ blow up dog poo bin leav­ing park like ‘a shitty Somme’

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A DOG poo bin blown up in a ter­ri­fy­ing ex­plo­sion was tar­geted by ‘ter­ror­ists’, ac­cord­ing to ex­cited lo­cals.

Dog walker Mark Fox found the re­mains of the dog waste dis­posal bin near Chelms­ford in Es­sex.

Shreds of the bin were strewn all over the field where it used to stand and dog shit was also splat­tered across the park.

It is un­clear how the dam­age was caused, but re­ports claim thugs prob­a­bly used fire­works to cre­ate the ex­plo­sion. and the ground was torn up.”

“An­other added: “This is dis­gust­ing. Isis have clearly hit a new low to be bomb­ing poo bins in Es­sex.”

One less ex­citable lo­cal res­i­dent moaned: “This re­ally takes the bis­cuit.

“There was mess strewn ev­ery­where and not only did it look un­sightly, it stank too.

“What these id­iots seem to for­get is that some­one else will have to come along to clean it all up.” BIN ‘N’ GONE: Ex­plo­sion left field in a mess

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