The world ac­cord­ing to Chabuddy G

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Ku­rupt FM’S in­com­pe­tent man­ager shares his pearls of wis­dom

ON BE­ING A “DI­A­MOND in THE ROUGH”

“i’m like one of those myths your mates tell you about. ‘oh, do you know about Chabuddy g? i heard he made a mil­lion, quit the game and lives in Bar­ba­dos now.’ the doc­u­men­tary is like greek mythol­ogy.”

ON Ku­rupt FM’S RA­DIO 1 Live LOUNGE SES­SION, WHICH SOME VIEW­ERS CALLED “THE WORST Ever”

“re­mem­ber that geezer Pi­casso? Ev­ery­one was like, ‘it’s the worst painting i’ve ever seen.’ ge­nius isn’t al­ways in its time.”

ON HIS BID TO BE­COME LON­DON MAYOR

“My poli­cies in­clude mak­ing Fred­dos 10p again. Sadiq Khan is think­ing, ‘how long un­til Chabuddy g gets in?’ i’m Farage’s night­mare, mate. For­get Brexit. We’ll have Sexit – we’ll only let the fit ones in.”

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