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Patsy

“Not one bloody boyfriend in the whole time that I’ve known you!u! I mean, you’re not that bloody ugly! What’sWhat the mat­ter with you? u? Huh? HaveHa you read ad that Kar­maa Su­tra I gavega you? No! That at Dutch cap has only ev­erer seen the light of da day. I mean, Here I am, your mother, poised forfo your ur first sex­ual ex­pe­ri­ence and night af­teraf r night, dry bloody sheets! I’m sorry ry, dar­ling, but I don’t want a lit­tle mous­tached vir­gin­vir for r a daugh­ter, so do some­thing about it!”

Eddy to her daugh daugh­ter, Saffy

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