Jackie Bird “The way I see it....”

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son still liv­ing at home it’s a case of creep­ing around the house or lip-read­ing Mur­der She Wrote in the liv­ing room. In­ci­den­tally, isn’t it time some bright spark launched a night time TV chan­nel for sim­i­larly af­fected women? There are only so many ad­ver­tise­ments show­ing Amer­i­cans do­ing stom­ach crunches you can take with­out re­sort­ing to strong drink. Watch­ing the var­i­ous news chan­nels is no good be­cause they’re de­press­ing and I’ve seen all the sto­ries. Even my three cats don’t like to be dis­turbed in the mid­dle of the night. The looks of dis­gust from their bas­kets makes it clear that pam­pered do­mes­tic cats are no longer noc­tur­nal. And then there’s the next day to worry about. We’re not the first gen­er­a­tion to suf­fer from fe­male in­som­nia, but in our grand­moth­ers’ day few women had to hold down a full time job. I won­der if Theresa May ever feels like paus­ing a cab­i­net

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