And these are the 10 com­mand­ments Kieran must abide by…

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1 Be avail­able to babysit all the time We’re told there’s no way Katie will hire an­other nanny, and as that’s Kieran’s fault, she ex­pects him to be on hand for the kids 24/7.

2 Get the kids ready and take them to school ev­ery day When Katie’s not on Loose Women, she likes to sleep in – so Kieran will be in charge of get­ting their five-strong brood ready and out the door in the morn­ings.

3 Change his mo­bile num­ber and his email ad­dress Now un­der­stands Katie has in­sisted the only peo­ple who can have Kieran’s con­tact de­tails are her, his fam­ily and their joint close friends.

4 Hand con­trol of his Instagram over to a so­cial­me­dia man­ager Kieran doesn’t use Twit­ter or Face­book, but he did re­turn to Instagram ear­lier this year. Katie, we’re told, will want reg­u­lar up­dates on his online be­hav­iour.

5 Sign a con­tract agree­ing Katie can dis­cuss him in any way on any plat­form Loose Women, lu­cra­tive in­ter­views and her next au­to­bi­og­ra­phy – Kieran will have to quite lit­er­ally sign away his rights to Katie.

6 Be paid an agreed salary For now at least, Katie wants to make it clear that Kieran is an em­ployee, not her lover.

7 Sign an­other agree­ment that, upon a pos­si­ble ter­mi­na­tion, he will leave the premises The con­tract will state that Kieran can be ‘let go’ at any time and will have a spe­cific num­ber of days to move out.

8 Carry out all the house main­te­nance As Kieran doesn’t have a job, Katie will ex­pect him to at­tend to any DIY that needs tak­ing care of.

9 Build a sep­a­rate house on their land for Har­vey Katie’s spo­ken in the past about want­ing to build a prop­erty for dis­abled son Har­vey to live in when he’s older. We’re told she’ll have Kieran con­struct this and live in it him­self un­til Har­vey’s ready – or she for­gives him.

10 Build a pet­ting zoo to open next sum­mer They have hun­dreds of an­i­mals and Katie’s al­ways look­ing for new ways to make money, so open­ing the grounds to the pub­lic is the next log­i­cal step for her.

Katie is mak­ing Kieran work to win her back

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