Spice Up Your Life!

We’ve found some (very) good vi­bra­tions

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1 The bar­gain one

Us Brits are of­ten known as a tight bunch (we mean in the wal­let depart­ment, you filth bags). But why spend a for­tune on some­thing that’s go­ing to get ru­ined? That’s why we love Nooky Fin­ger, £1, Pound­land. It’s a bit like a Ru­bik Cube – you have to prac­tise, prac­tise, prac­tise but you will be re­warded for your nim­ble dig­its in the end.

2 The Sh­hhh! Quiet! one

Don’t want the neigh­bours think­ing you’re keep­ing a bee­hive or two in your bed­room? ‘Recharge­able vi­bra­tors are of­ten qui­eter than the bat­tery-op­er­ated kind,’ says Love­honey’s sex ex­pert Sammi Cole. ‘And vibes made from sil­i­cone are the qui­etest of all.’ Al­most sound­less, we rate the Sat­is­fyer Pro Trav­eler, RRP £44.95, sat­is­fyer.com/uk. Now to deal with your screams…

3 The up-the-bum one

For some it’s exit-only, but for oth­ers it’s the door­way to Nar­nia. Tempted by anal fun? ‘Make sure that any­thing go­ing into your bum has a flared base and slim neck,’ warns Sammi. ‘The anus has a habit of suck­ing in any­thing that isn’t an­chored, which can lead to em­bar­rass­ing A&E trips!’ They don’t show that on Ca­su­alty. Sweet Sen­sa­tion Booty Plug, RRP £13.99, so-di­vine.com, is petite for a first timer. Go slow and don’t for­get the lube. Enough said.

4 The clithit­ting one

Just like an ice­berg, your cli­toris has hid­den depths. ‘Stim­u­la­tion of the cli­toris is of­ten cru­cial to reach the big O,’ says Sammi. ‘So toys de­signed to stim­u­late this area greatly in­crease your chance of com­ing.’ The Sona, RRP £129, lelo.com/sona, ex­cites 75% more of your cli­toris (like the bit not vis­i­ble on the out­side). Sink it like Ti­tanic.

5 The his ’n’ hers one

Think# twin­ning is win­ning? Go twosies on an An­niver­sary Col­lec­tion W-vibe, RRP £195, love­honey.co.uk. With two toys that work to­gether and can even be set to mu­sic, it’s the Kim and Kanye of vi­bra­tors. Al­though who gets it if you split up is an­other mat­ter.

6 The laugh­out-loud #lol ones

Michael Mcin­tyre, Micky Flana­gan, Michael Gove. Ev­ery­one loves a joker. So have some LOLS with your or­gasms, too. On a date? ‘Wear Love­honey’s Hot Date Re­mote Con­trol Vi­brat­ing Knick­ers [RRP £39.99] and hand the re­mote con­trol to your part­ner,’ sug­gests Sammi. ‘Make sure you’re some­where noisy!’

7 The ex­tra-hot one

‘Warm sex toys can in­crease sen­si­tiv­ity,’ says Sammi. ‘But if you buy an elec­tri­cal sex toy that un­in­ten­tion­ally gets very hot, there’s a chance it’s faulty – re­turn it ASAP!’ We love Kiss Kiss Vi­brat­ing Rab­bit, £64.99, so-di­vine.com, which has a handy heat func­tion to drive you hop­ping wild. Sorry.

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