Schrodinger’s Cat and The Raiders of the Lost Quark
Schrodinger is a sassy cartoon cat, to whom death is merely one of two coexistent facets of a superstate, collapsed only upon observation. Yes, we’re observing him constantly, but that’s only a problem if you’re going to be a dick about Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. This lovely not-really-educational idea sadly sounds better than it is. The main problem is remembering which of the more obscure three-quark powers might be useful at a given time. The thought required to work out the button combo kinda wrecks the tempo.
Science! Fun! Not entirely compatible here!