Taste tests

PC GAMER (UK) - - FEATURE - PHILIP PA WAR R DEPUTY ED­I­TOR philip pa. w arr@ fu­ture net. com

We could spend this time to­gether, dear reader, ex­am­in­ing what’s in the re­view bag this month. I could ex­plain how Phil has been ram­pag­ing through the coun­try­side pre­tend­ing to be an ex­citable car, or how Andy has been faffing about in Peru pre­tend­ing to be part of the jun­gle. Or even how Austin has been pre­tend­ing to be a zom­bie from the fu­ture, decked out in ar­mour even Lib­er­ace would think was “a bit much” and chat­ting with his best friend, a float­ing robotic Ghost. But that would be to ig­nore a vi­tal piece of late-break­ing re­view news: this lemon tart I bought off a pass­ing dessert trol­ley is dread­ful. Per­haps binge-watch­ing Bake Off has re­duced my tol­er­ance for sub­stan­dard sweets, per­haps the trol­ley driver owns shares in corn­starch thick­ener. What­ever the rea­son I am giv­ing this tart 3%. Sprin­kles are worth 3%.

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