My Designer Vagina Found Me True Love!
Vicky’s bits got a makeover
After seven years of being in a relationship, I was single again and utterly miserable. At just 33, I felt so rubbish about myself that I never imagined I’d find love again.
Depressed, I was on Prozac, and didn’t have the confidence to go on dating sites, let alone meet someone in the flesh.
In fact, I didn’t really have any confidence at all – and it was all because of what was lurking between my legs…
In the last year or so, I’d got myself in shape by eating more healthily and going to the gym. I’d lost 3st, and looked good. Trouble was, the weight loss had toned me up all over, but had left me with saggy, crepey skin around my vagina.
I suppose the years of Hollywood waxing hadn’t helped either. Telling a beautician to ‘take it all off ’ wasn’t too kind on my bits.
Now my vagina was more like an old lady’s than a 30-something woman’s – all wrinkly and ugly.
It’s horrible, I worried. I don’t want anyone new to see me naked.
I felt so insecure about the way I looked ‘down there’, I couldn’t imagine ever getting close to another man. And, even if I did, I’d be too self-conscious to enjoy sex.
It sounds silly, but it bothered me so much that I even resorted to looking online for help. Only, surgery sounded scary.
Then, one day, I read about something called the BTL Intima Treatment.
A non-invasive, nonsurgical device for labia remodelling… the article said.
It claimed the procedure could tighten and firm the vulva, and even heighten sensitivity for greater sexual satisfaction.
Without telling anyone, I booked a consultation.
There, the nurse explained how it was to be done.
‘It’s pain-free,’ she told me. The machine uses radiofrequency and ultrasound energy to heat up the collagen within the outer labial tissue, causing it to contract.
As a result, the tissue would tighten and new collagen would be produced – without any need for a scalpel!
The procedure would set me back £1,000. But can you put a price on happiness?
In July 2016, I had the first treatment.
It was really just like going for a bikini wax – but without the pain!
After one session,
I couldn’t believe the difference. The skin down there was so much smoother and tighter. Almost instantly, I felt more confident than I had done for ages. It made such a huge difference to how I felt about myself that, just three weeks after having the third treatment, I had the confidence to look for love again. Signing up to a dating website, I got quite a few messages from men who wanted what they described as ‘fun’. Some even sent pictures of their willies!
Horrified, I started to have second thoughts.
But then I got a message from a bloke called Simon.
I really like your pictures, he wrote.
His weren’t bad either! I messaged back and we started talking. Turns out we liked the same music, and had both always dreamed of going on holiday to Japan.
He lived about an hour from me in Cannock.
I told him about my job in a bank, and the messages pinged back and forth. And then he suggested a
Feeling confident, I signed up to a dating website...
It was a whole three months later, last September, that I eventually plucked up the courage to meet him in a pub.
I arrived first, and sat keeping an eye out.
Suddenly, a really good-looking, darkhaired bloke started walking over.
He was even betterlooking in the flesh.
And there was instant chemistry between us.
We talked for hours, and laughed a lot.
At the end of the evening, he kissed me on the cheek.
Work commitments meant it was a month before we saw each other again, when he came to my house. That night, we kissed properly, and my whole body came alive.
We slept together for the first time, too, and it was amazing – the best sex ever.
Afterwards, I couldn’t help but share my secret.
‘I’ve got a designer vagina,’ I told Simon.
He burst out laughing. ‘You what?’ he said, and listened in amazement as I explained what I’d had done.
‘You didn’t need to do that!’ he said. ‘I bet you were fine before.’
‘It was really affecting my confidence,’ I explained. ‘I’d never have met you without having had it done.’
When I told him what a huge difference it’d made to me psychologically, he understood what’d driven me to do it.
Before, I would never have been the one to instigate sex but, a few weeks on, I had the last treatment and our sex life was brilliant.
In June, we went on holiday together to Turkey, and barely got out of bed!
We’ve been together nearly a year now, and we’d like to get married and have children one day.
I never thought I’d have the confidence to date again. But, thanks to my new, improved bits, I’ve found my forever love!
Before I lost 3st Me now. This little machine worked wonders!