WIN! A personal masseuse on tap!
Ladies, you know I’m all about sharing the love and spreading the joy, right? Well, honestly, I really think I’ve surpassed myself with this magnificent prize.
Girls, you will finally be able to get that divorce you’ve been dreaming about! Thanks to this heated back and seat massager, worth £49.99, you really can free yourself from the shackles of ’im indoors’s magic hands and his gentle yet firm grip that always hits the spot. Now you have all you need to live your life in carefree comfort – bar an unlimited supply of your favourite bottle of rosé and a box of chocs.
For your chance to both win this amazing prize and damn his incredible deep-probing digits to hell, solve my Boxing Match below…