POSH, BECKS AND THOSE RU­MOURS

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The showbiz world was rocked on Fri­day when Twit­ter ig­nited with ru­mours that the ul­ti­mate celebrity power cou­ple, David and Vic­to­ria Beck­ham, were split­ting up af­ter 18 years of mar­riage.

Here in the office we were glued to the trending topic, which saw thou­sands of peo­ple weigh­ing in on what looked to be the big­gest showbiz story of the decade.

The Beck­hams were even ru­moured to be un­veil­ing their ‘un­cou­pling’ in the highly mod­ern form of an in­ter­view and pho­to­shoot with a high-fash­ion, glossy mag­a­zine.

But, when we rang the glossy in ques­tion to check the va­lid­ity of the ru­mours, they sharply slammed the phone down on us. Erm… rude!

Hys­te­ria reached fever pitch when book­mak­ers, Paddy Power, sus­pended odds on whether Posh and Becks would be di­vorc­ing by the end of the year.

How­ever, a spokesper­son for the cou­ple quashed the ru­mours, call­ing the re­ports ‘ridicu­lous’ and ‘a crock of s***’.

‘There is no state­ment due, no di­vorce, and a lot of Chi­nese whis­pers and fake so­cial me­dia news,’ said Vic­to­ria’s spokesper­son.

‘This is all very bizarre and an em­bar­rass­ing waste of time.’

Phew! We were all scared for a minute there. Long may Posh and Becks reign!

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