SOME

of the world’s most gorgeous women assembled on eco-warrior Leonardo diCaprio’s yacht in Saint-Tropez to help raise £34million for his ecology foundation. Yet even the Riviera sunshine couldn’t raise a smile on the models’ faces.

Perhaps they were just sick of being exploited by the Wolf of Wall Street star, just like the rest of us are.

In their case, their presence on board was to promote tawdry, lascivious diCaprio’s ego. In our case it’s to swallow the myth the serial polluter, who loves to travel by jet, is the king of eco.