I was groped at No10 too
DAIsY GooDWIN, writer of hit TV drama Victoria, reacted to being fondled by ‘an official’ at Downing street with her best lady Bracknell impression, saying: ‘Are you actually touching my breast?’
In my experience, there’s no better way of discouraging such schoolboy enthusiasms.
It certainly worked for me a few years ago when I had a similar experience, also in Number 10 — albeit not, as far as I know, with the same person.
The only time oscar Wilde’s lady B has ever failed me was when a famous sixties photographer put his hand up my skirt at a party.
I gave him a firm slap on the wrist, but he just grinned and shrugged his shoulders in a ‘don’t try, don’t get’ sort of way.