Nicole the human Barbie doll
NICOLE KIDMAN used to be such a good and interesting actress. Now she’s had so much Botox she looks like her own waxwork, and seems to spend most of her time wearing silly dresses (this one by Dior, which she wore to Monday’s Glamour awards, looks like a cross between a lampshade and my daughter’s craft project) while looking hungry on various red carpets. Still, if they ever make a Barbie biopic, she’d be a shoo-in. Especially since her husband, Keith Urban, is a dead ringer for Ken.