Straight to the POINT

MEGHAN MARKLE is embracing British culture at a rate of knots. First, baptism and confirmation within minutes. What next: a Blue Peter badge? JOHN BENNETT, Wigan. IS THIS a record? My husband has been told there is a 78-week waiting list for a hospital hearing test. Name and address supplied. I’M SURE Sarah Vine would feel less benevolent towards children running around making noise (Mail) if they lived in a flat above her. S. PARSONS, Keston, Kent. OLD people are blamed for clogging up the NHS. But are we the problem? You can’t help getting old, but you can help getting drunk and fat. ANDREW RHODES, Derby.