MICROSOFT’S

cofounder Paul Allen is to invest $125million (£90million) in a research project to develop common sense in artificial intelligence machines.

If it works, they’re going to try it with Humza Yousaf. Last weekend our transport minister was on Twitter rounding up ‘additional resources’ because STV weatherman Sean Batty had complained about delays while leaving a supermarket car park.

Maybe Mr Yousaf will give me a hand the next time I’m queueing at Edinburgh’s Maybury roundabout. Or do I need BBC forecaster Kawser Quamer, pictured, in the passenger seat?