Great Scott & Ber­nice!

Soaplife - - 2 weeks in pictures -

Ber­nice Black­stock is fed up of fly­ing solo and she wants a man this fort­night. And not an­other Lawrence White, her older, gay ex-hus­band, who was only pre­tend­ing to be het­ero­sex­ual. So she goes on a date with big, hairy Scott Barnes… If he looks fa­mil­iar, it’s be­cause he’s spent time in the vil­lage be­fore. It was in May, when Tracy Met­calfe was launch­ing her book, that fea­tured a topless David Met­calfe on the cover. Scott was a huge fan of that pic­ture and be­came David’s su­per-fan. So we don’t think this is a match made in heaven – and the looks on the faces of Ni­cola King and Lau­rel Thomas tell us we’re right… Poor Ber­nice!

1 It’s a thumbs-up from Ber­nice’s date, Scott... But what does she think?

2 That’s Ber­nice’s po­lite smile, and gig­gling on­look­ers Ni­cola and Lau­rel know it!

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