Great Scott & Bernice!
Bernice Blackstock is fed up of flying solo and she wants a man this fortnight. And not another Lawrence White, her older, gay ex-husband, who was only pretending to be heterosexual. So she goes on a date with big, hairy Scott Barnes… If he looks familiar, it’s because he’s spent time in the village before. It was in May, when Tracy Metcalfe was launching her book, that featured a topless David Metcalfe on the cover. Scott was a huge fan of that picture and became David’s super-fan. So we don’t think this is a match made in heaven – and the looks on the faces of Nicola King and Laurel Thomas tell us we’re right… Poor Bernice!
1 It’s a thumbs-up from Bernice’s date, Scott... But what does she think?
2 That’s Bernice’s polite smile, and giggling onlookers Nicola and Laurel know it!