CYBORG COP (1993)
With a premise of a mad scientist (played by Indiana Jones’ buddy John RhysDavies) creating unstoppable killer cyborgs you’d think you would be onto a winner. Sadly not, though with this Terminator/RoboCop mash-up. But then, what would you expect from Sam Firstenberg, the director who brought us such classics as American Ninja (1 and 2!), Delta Force 3: The Killing Game and, erm, Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo? RhysDavies overacts like a good ‘un and the robo-men are more wooden than metallic, but there’s lots of fun to be had, including an awesome fist-through-the-head scene! Still, it spawned two equally-ropy sequels.