NEIGHBOURS FROM 4X4 HELL
AFTER many years of hard work and constant unstinting efforts by parents, staff and pupils from Cheadle Hulme School, on day one of their return after the summer break, they have been awarded the prestigious award of ‘Neighbours from hell’.
After enjoying a peaceful few weeks of quiet and traffic-free streets, we have once again been descended on by parents in their massive gas-guzzlers who bully and barge their way down our roads with no regard for the people who live here.
Well done to the couple who showed a staggering level of stupidity by sitting in the middle of Southdown Crescent in their huge, white 4X4.
Congratulations to the brainless ones who helped to further destroy the grass verges on Highfield Road by driving over them to get their little darlings 10 yards closer to those school gates.
Your diligence is appreciated by all who value this award.
It is hoped that the next step of massively enlarging the sports facilities onto green belt land and building a floodlit all-weather pitch (again on green belt) for use well into the evenings (without offering a single extra car parking space) will further the efforts to win again next year.
They will be triumphant.