Public displays of affection are all the rage as celebrities try to convince us they’re in relationship Shangri-Las.
Kylie Minogue shared a picture of herself snogging her new beau, magazine boss Paul Solomons, as a hint she may be getting hitched. Meanwhile, Victoria and David Beckham, left, were “spotted” wrapped around one another on a day out in London to mark their 19th wedding anniversary.
Well, Posh was wrapped around Becks, to be fair. He gazed manfully into the distance, arms folded.
These could both be genuine, spontaneous expressions of love.
But does anyone else suspect they’re trying Cheryl-Liam-style posturing for the cameras while arguing over the CD collection behind closed doors?
If only they worked as hard at their relationships as they do on their PR strategies.