Quotes of the week

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My danc­ing is ter­ri­ble

Jeremy Cor­byn rules out an ap­pear­ance on Strictly

It was a typ­i­cal teenager bed­room, I sup­pose

An RSPCA of­fi­cer called to res­cue a lizard from un­der a girl’s bed in Coven­try finds “the rep­tile” is a dirty old sock

I didn’t al­ways vote Con­ser­va­tive - some­times I went Green

Sa­man­tha Cameron re­veals that she’s been

elec­torally un­faith­ful in

the past

The con­tents of the former chan­cel­lor’s freezer are prob­a­bly not a mat­ter for me

Theresa May’s spokesman re­sponds to claims Ge­orge Os­borne said he wants the PM chopped up in bags in

his freezer

Job done!

Cy­clist Chris Froome be­comes only the third rider to win the Vuelta a

Es­pana and Tour de France in the same year

I would’ve voted to get out - but don’t tell Bob Geldof

Ringo Starr – on tour dur­ing the

EU ref­er­en­dum – says he would have voted for

Brexit, un­like the singer

Ryan Gosling’s face was where it should not have been

Har­ri­son Ford ad­mits ac­ci­den­tally punch­ing his co-star while film­ing Blade Run­ner 2049

There’s more to #gbbo than in­nu­endo! C’mon guys, enough!

Bake Off judge Prue Leith calls for an end to the show’s crummy jokes

Not a brass far­thing

Tory MP Ja­cob ReesMogg is asked dur­ing a ra­dio phone-in how much

money we owe the EU

It’s a rock and roll thing – you rock and roll

Wild­man Ozzy Os­bourne talks about his tur­bu­lent

mar­riage to long-suf­fer­ing wife Sharon

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