Halloween’s snot for me
She won American Idol in 2002 and went on to forge a stellar singing career, winning three Grammys and selling 25 million albums and 36 million singles worldwide.
Now 35 and a mother, Kelly Clarkson has spoken candidly about the pressure the music industry put on her to lose weight at the start of her career, leaving her suicidal.
You’d think these idiots would have realised by now the only vital statistic we’re interested in is the size of a singer’s talent.
I have never understood adults who go all out for Halloween.
You know the ones – they design their own costumes, get their make-up professionally done and hold ghoulish grown-up parties where everything is themed, from zombie cocktails to green snot jelly.
Of course, I make an effort for my kids. We carve the pumpkins, get the outfits and have a tub of sweets waiting for Trick or Treaters.
But I’d really rather turn off all the lights, put my headphones in and watch a film. Does that make me a witch?